Spider man hitting ground meme3/13/2024 ![]() With how little the Daily Bugle probably pays him, I wouldn't be surprised if Peter ends up proposing with a Lifesaver he sucked on for an hour.īut tonight, Mary Jane Watson is performing onstage. Which is why he's looking into layaway options on wedding rings, despite the fact that the arbitrary "thee-months' salary" guideline probably ain't getting him squat. Spider-Man (Voice Over): "And I'm in love with the girl of my You look like you're going in for a kiss while simultaneously wondering if you left the iron on. Gwen answers a difficult question correctly and looks back at Peter for Instead of answering it, let's save that thought for later and Question 2: What will she bring to the story, since Peter Parker is already To put it bluntly, nobody would care if she died. Her death scene was already adapted into the bridge scene from the firstįilm, and the audience has not yet formed a meaningful attachment to thisĬharacter. Question 1: Does Gwen Stacy die in this movie? So why on Earth are they introducing her now? Spider-Man film with Mary Jane taking her place. A blip whose most famous scene was adapted into the first A decade ago, Gwen Stacy was a much smaller blip on ![]() Introduce her to a new generation of casual audiences and hardcore fans alike.īut this film was released back in 2007. Spider-Man and The Amazing Spider-Man had worked wonders to Words, they were already becoming less and less true. Series that ended up morphing into this blog. I began writing that post in 2012 for a video I mentioned in one of my first posts on thisīlog that if non-comic fans even know who Gwen Stacy is, then all they know is Since she's primarily known for her death scene instead of anything she everĪctually did during her lifetime. Gwen Stacy is a problematic character to include in a Spider-Man adaptation, To one of Peter's high school classmates from the comics, Gwen Stacy (Bryceĭallas Howard), who is his college lab partner in this continuity. In the first movie? This might actually be the case, because we're introduced Spitballs? These guys are racking up student loan debts just so they can pull this high school crap? Did the screenwriter forget that Peter Parker graduated high school Top of my class."īecause Peter Parker has time for such things, now that he's been fired fromįor some reason, though, Peter's classmates like to shoot spitballs at him.Īm I the only one who finds that weird? What kind of college-level advanced science class has dudes shooting Spider-Man (Voice Over): "I still get to school. Spider-Man (Voice Over): "The city is safe and sound. Spider-Man (Voice Over): "People really like me." Peter Parker is watching footage of Spider-Man on a gigantic screen while some Spider-Man (Voice Over): "Back then, nothing seemed to go right for me. First if you don't count that wrestling gig as a job. You're still in school and your primary source of income is still the second job you ever got. Spider-Man (Voice Over): "I've come a long way from being the boy who was Spider-Man (Voice Over): "It's me, Peter Parker. The film proper begins, as ever, with a voice over from our main character. There are relatively few of them, and they focus more on the events going on between all the Doctor Octopus stuff. Sure, clips from Spider-Man 2 are shown, but The clips primarily provide a recap of the events of the first movie, since that's the one this movie builds on. Instead, the webs feature movie clips inside them as something black and stickyĪ metaphor for how the alien symbiote plot hijacks what was meant to be aĬulmination of the previous films' ongoing story and themes? You decide! But there's no Alex Ross artwork this time around. Seriously, Kyle Cooper, the world owes you a debt it can never repay.Īnyway, the opening credits sequence features images of the previous films ![]() Actually, can I get a gif of the Marvel logo? After all, this is the film series that began with the logo.
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